Why men are not allowed to write advice columns:

Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving
my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more
than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and
the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help.

when I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was parading in front
of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he
was wearing my make up. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been
married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out
that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn’t find his own
underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and
admitted that he’d been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him
to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been
feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much,
but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.

I don’t feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Uisk
………………………………………………………………………………………..
Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips
holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these
approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is
faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.

Walter
Reprinted from website: http://www.wildsidecartoons.com
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~ by adhna on January 11, 2011.

One Response to “Why men are not allowed to write advice columns:”

  1. I didn’t know if I was going to cry or LOL at this. I guess LOL !!! Good one.

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